If I sleep too much, my parents complain.

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If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.

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If I eat too much, my parents complain.

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If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.

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If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.

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If I go out too much, my parents complain.

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I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.

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    Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
    Me: no
    Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

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